Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
BO BURNHAMI chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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