I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMI chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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