I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
BO BURNHAMI chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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