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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Bill Watterson

I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading

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