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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Bill Watterson

We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
BILL WATTERSON

Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
BILL WATTERSON

Kids Publication School Yearbook
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand

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