Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
BILL HICKS
BILL HICKS
Bill Hicks on cancer
Bill Hicks177 quotes“Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.”
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Bill HicksBill Hicks I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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It is important to emphasize again and again and again that finding a cure is not the problem
Barry LynesBarry Lynes FDA stopped the vaccine’s use in a federal court hearing where neither the cancer patients nor their doctors were allowed to testify.
Barry LynesBarry Lynes The failure to think positively can weigh on a cancer patient like a second disease.
Barbara EhrenreichBarbara Ehrenreich A noted cancer specialist in Boston said he believed that if some simple and inexpensive replacement for Chemotherapy for the treatment of cancer were found tomorrow.
Barry LynesBarry Lynes The public needs to know – they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes.
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Barry GoldbergBarry Goldberg The cures for many cancers, if not most cancers, exist. But they are not being offered to the patient who has cancer….
Barry LynesBarry Lynes There is no point treating a depressed person as though she were just feeling sad, saying, ‘There now, hang on, you’ll get over it.’ Sadness is more or less like a head cold- with patience, it passes. Depression is like cancer.
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