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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.

Bill Hicks

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Better Esteem Feel Self War
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Believe Self Voice
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.

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