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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single

Billy Crystal

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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Guidance Now Then Thinking
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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Art Comedy Way
I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.
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Father Introducing Kids Producer Years
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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Fun Grandchildren Grandparent
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Acting Comedy Truthful
What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Frustrating Life Over Starting
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Golden Problem World
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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Hearing Noise Scared

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single

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