Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSONCounty library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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