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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.

Bill Watterson

Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSON

Faster Reading Sweat
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSON

Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSON

Looks never Prepared
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
BILL WATTERSON

Children Mom Motivational
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSON

Reason Volume Winning
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
BILL WATTERSON

Examine Fun Garden Life
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON

Beautiful Life Success
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSON

Action Fun Hobbes
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
BILL WATTERSON

Hate Point Stories Thinking

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