Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
BILL WATTERSONCounty library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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