My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSONWhy waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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