Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
BILL WATTERSONWhy waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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