It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONAlthough I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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