I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACI think a lot of TV insults the audience.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets – but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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Making people laugh is what I’ve been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don’t care about how I look, I’m dedicated to the laughs.
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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