Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONAll the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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