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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

Bill Watterson

I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

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