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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

Bill Hicks

What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Empty Life Thinking Tired
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Alcohol Numbers Offender War
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Cold Environment Next War
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Artist Book Writing
It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Cards Dog Objects Tricks
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Believe Bible Dad God People
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Country Dad Hate Sometimes
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Drug Good Great Some
I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Balls Light Seven
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Exposing Laughing Light People
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful

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