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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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Cracking Experience Government
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Bystanders Gun Rights
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer’s pussy.
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Good Jesus Real Smoking
I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we’ll never age.
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Dream Exactly Fall Learned Men Women
I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Enthusiasm Party Rocks
How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Atheism Atheist Religion
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Drug Funny Humor
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Doctor Funny Humor
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Behind Day One Tomorrow
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

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