You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
BERNIE MACI don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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Making people laugh is what I’ve been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don’t care about how I look, I’m dedicated to the laughs.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that – a stern enforcer.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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