I’ve been in training for stardom.
BERNIE MACI think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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Making people laugh is what I’ve been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don’t care about how I look, I’m dedicated to the laughs.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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