You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTONThe worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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