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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

Ben Feldman

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
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Cost Dollar Years
The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.
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Cash Life Purpose
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, “Are you from the East Coast?” people just go, “you’re from the East Coast, right?”, having no reason to have known that. I don’t know what that is. Maybe it’s just that I’m Jewish.
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East People Reason
Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
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Depends People Values
Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.
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Believe People Person Sales
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.
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Disturbing Interview Keys
If you’re starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there’s nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.
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Art Book People
When you walk out, the money walks in
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Desire Money Walks
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms
When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It’s sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple.
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New York Play Simple
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I’m the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
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Careers People Thinking
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
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Country Forever Live
Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.
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