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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

Shaquille O'Neal

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Date Finish Flower Candy Know Lot Mean People Start
The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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Basketball Country Day Do Enough Family Fun Kid Problem Station To
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Beat Dominant Every Night Up
I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Country Earthling Face Faze Flagrant Make never Person Planet
I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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Doubter Get Motivate Really
I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Always Bad Good Into Know Turn
I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Always Basketball Change Country Irish Read
Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Bring Face Here Let Punch Stronger Tell
When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Another Flop Just Kno Man Medicine Message Play Take
Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Basketball Country Forty Guard Person Przybilla Seven Thirty Three Twenty
Get away from my house. What do you want?
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Away From Get House Want
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Basketball Brother Day Family Five Kid Miss Sister Television Watch
I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife

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