Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer. BILLY CARTER BeerDrinking
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it. BILLY CARTER BeerMarijuana
A redneck’s one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws ’em out the window. BILLY CARTER AroundBeerRidesTruckWindow
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck – which I do – and drinks beer and puts ’em in a litter bag. BILLY CARTER BeerBoysRedneck
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is. BILLY CARTER BathroomDrinking
