Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
TINA FEYIf you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Life is improvisation.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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