Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhy don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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