He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThere is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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Everything happens for a reason.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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