Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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