Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALStay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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