Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALStay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Now that I’m an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don’t go to the gentlemen’s clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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