A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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