The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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