If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELThe team has come along slow but fast.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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