I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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