The trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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