You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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