They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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