The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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