Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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