I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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