You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGELThey say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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