The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELThey say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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