The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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