I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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