There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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