If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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