The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELGood pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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