“My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.”

My father gave me some Jack Nicklaus MacGregor clubs when I was six years old. He cut down some of the shafts, but they were men’s clubs, so they were heavy.

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

It’s nice to finally be my own person.

I not only consider him as a friend, but if people get to know Donald Trump, I think they’ll know what I’m talking about. He’s one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met in my life.

I’m about a 20-handicapper with a guitar. I can only play three songs on my own album. I did the lyrics, not the music.

Watch out for guys like Scott Piercy and Danny Willett. They both play really good on fast, fast greens.

I have osteoarthritis so bad… I can walk up a hill; I just can’t walk down one.

You need 100 percent concentration on golf to succeed.

Anybody who knows me… when I’m tired, I sleep with my eyes open.

I’ve had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.

I try to think of myself as a lion, bringing down the kill, controlling the jungle.

Money is just paper that gets us through life.

I think my worst enemy is me.

I just don’t enjoy poker that much.

You’re going against the government of the United States. You don’t beat a federal court, a federal judge, and the FBI – there’s no way.

In ’92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

While she cut the mushrooms, she cried more than she had at the grave.

I was nineteen and I put a bowl on and I said, Cut around! Because it was not the fashion at the time when I did that hairdo – and I kept it all my life!

You take the human being and you twist it all about So scrub my skin with women Chain my tongue with whisky Stuff my nose with garlic Coat my eyes with butter Fill my ears with silver Stick my legs in plaster Tell me lies about Vietnam.

I’ve never really felt that I’ve had the right hair cut, or had the right clothes.

it was actually mummified, skin and all – but in a fit of space-saving zeal, they actually cut off the head and they cut off the feet and they burned the rest in a bonfire.

I thought it would be sexier if it were in-camera cuts. So I did that.

This is my life, I thought…I have excised the cancer from my past, cut it out; I have crossed the high plains, descended into the desert, traversed oceans, and planted my feet in new soil