If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
FRAN LEBOWITZI never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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