All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
RON WHITE
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
More Ron White Quotes
-
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
RON WHITE -
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
RON WHITE -
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITE -
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
RON WHITE -
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITE -
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
RON WHITE -
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
RON WHITE -
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITE -
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
RON WHITE -
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
RON WHITE -
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
RON WHITE -
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITE -
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
RON WHITE -
You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
RON WHITE -
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
RON WHITE -
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
RON WHITE