That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
RON WHITEI write all of my material. It’s all me.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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