Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
FRAN LEBOWITZOriginal thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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