But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
RON WHITEThere have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
More Ron White Quotes
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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