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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

Ron White

I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Band Brother Chill Favourite Hot People
I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Call Direct Go Movie New Only People Role Wrote
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Complicate Guarantee Ideas People Show Television Watch
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Any Back Become Famous Go Money Pay Show
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

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