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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.

Ron White

I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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Advice Friend Go Mine Show Solicite Talk
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Blue Collar Come Comedy Little Rougher See Tour Watch
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Comedy Live Only Part Sharp Show Stay Time Way
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Back Brave Consider Honor However Inctredinly Many Men Privilege Sacrifice Women
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Daily Friendly Gay Judgement Life Lot Love Men Practise Stuff
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy Create Engage Everybody Help Home Just Long More Stuff
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anything Believe Collaborative Creative Partner Some Someone Somewhat Stretch

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