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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.

Ron White

My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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