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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.

Ron White

I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.

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