It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
RON WHITEI write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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