When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
FRAN LEBOWITZLife is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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