Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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