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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.

Ron White

Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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