You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAI always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRACongratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAYou can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
YOGI BERRAIf my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
YOGI BERRAI didn’t know much about golf growing up.
YOGI BERRAAnyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRAI’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRAIt was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRAYou can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRAWhen you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRAThe other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRAWhy buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRAA home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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