The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P. J. O'ROURKEGovernment is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
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