Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
ALAN JAY LERNERThere even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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I could have danced all night!
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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England still will be here without you.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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